| Behind every successful woman is herself |
| So many men, so few who can afford me |
| OH MY GOD, I think I'm becoming the man I wanted to marry! |
| Behind every successful man is a stunned mother-in-law |
| Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astair did, but she did it backwards and in high heels |
| A woman is like a teabag... you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water |
| I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career |
| Of course I don't look busy... I'm a woman, I did it right the first time |
| If it wasn't for that last minute... I'd never get a damn thing done at all! |
| It doesn't take a good person to do good things, Doing good things makes you a good person |
| Life is like a dog sled team. If you're not the lead dog, the scenery never changes |
| A man of quality does not feel threatened by a woman of equality |
| Coffee, chocolate, men. Some things are just better |
| Don't treat me any differently than you would the queen |
| Do not start with me, you will not win |
| How can I miss you if you won't go away? |
| Only Robinson Crusoe got everything done by Friday |
| CAUTION: I'm out of Estrogen and I have a gun |
| WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it |
| Be careful, I can be one of those bad things that happen to good people |
| Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies |
| If a man wants breakfast in bed, he should sleep in the kitchen |
| If you quietly move on, you have a chance to survive |
| Grandchildren... Nature's reward for not having killed your children |
| Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end |
| Slight tax increase - $1000. Substantial tax cut - $30. |
| Life is sexually transmitted |
| safe,You die never having lived |
| When everybody thinks the same... nobody thinks |
| Never take life too seriously, Nobody gets out alive anyway |
| If a Man wants the last word, he should just say "Yes, Dear" |
| Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die |
| Some people are like Slinkies.. Not really good for anything, but you can't help laugh when they tumble down the stairs |
| The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth |
| It pays no attention to criticism |