| If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging Will Rogers |
| Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco Will Rogers |
| Never kick a cow chip on a hot day Will RogersR |
| The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket Will Rogers |
| Never miss a good chance to shut up Will Rogers |
| There are three kinds of men: Those who learn by reading Those who learn by observation And the rest, who have to pee on the electric fence Will Rogers |
| Always drink upstream from the herd Will Rogers |
| There are two theories on how to argue with a woman... neither work Will Rogers |
| Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement Will Rogers |
| If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there Will Rogers |
| Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back Will Rogers |